Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮₩£.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.

i really love my internet friends

and i don’t even know if they even like me all that much

but i still think they’re great anyway

(Source: autosage)

Man goes to the Doctors…

chrisgrayandthebadseeds:

Says he’s depressed, says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says “treatment is simple. Great Clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says “But doctor….

…I am Pagliacci.”

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose)

"내 손 여기 있어요
My hand is right here
좀 잡아줄래요
Could you please hold it
외면하지 말고
Don’t ignore it
들릴 듯 말 듯 조용하지만
Quiet, barely audible but
보일 듯 말 듯 희미하지만
Blurred, barely visible but
좀 도와주세요.
Please help me"
Beautiful Day by Nell (via daeum)

(Source: lueoa)

THM