"Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied, “Why do you assume I see two roads?"
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(Source: thedapperproject.com)

Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮₩£.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.

i really love my internet friends

and i don’t even know if they even like me all that much

but i still think they’re great anyway

(Source: autosage)

Man goes to the Doctors…

chrisgrayandthebadseeds:

Says he’s depressed, says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says “treatment is simple. Great Clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.”

Man bursts into tears. Says “But doctor….

…I am Pagliacci.”

English Pronunciation

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

pantlesscait:

sherlockismysuicidenote:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED

I still can’t say anemone

I only stuttered like twice and I’m stupidly proud.

(Source: kanrose)

THM